Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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