Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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