- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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