How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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Do the roar!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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