What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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A house comes around the corner.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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I am very humble.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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