What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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An Aisian failed a test

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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