- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

can you pass the soap?

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

mikey is cute

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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