- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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