- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Women's Rights

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

White men's rights

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

And you honored it I see :P

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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