Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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