- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Well this is pointless.....

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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