- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

What did john say to bob Hey bob

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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