- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

speak now or forever hold your pee

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

once upon a time, it snowed

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

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