- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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