- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Choir.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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