My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Neil is a reterd.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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