Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Charlie Sheen

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

I have an erection My mom!

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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