- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

wanna here a joke? you.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

... Chan chan

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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