- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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