Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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they're dead. idiot.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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