Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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