Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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