"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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