- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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