- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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