- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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