What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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