Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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