Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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can you touch your toes? no

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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