What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Knock knock

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jibby jobby

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Cliterus

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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