- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

what are three short words? i a am

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

identical jokes get different votes.

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

no really what are ur names?

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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