In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

Womens rights

Cliterus

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

A cat playing laser tag.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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