- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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