- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

A cat playing laser tag.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Cliterus

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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