Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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