Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

im telling maguire

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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