Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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