- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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