- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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