- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Haha, I get it..

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

DEATH.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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