What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

DEATH.

Haha, I get it..

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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