A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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ecks! why zee?

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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What's your guys names?

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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Soccer...

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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