Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

No!

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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