- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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