Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

No!

Happy Monday!

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

PENIS

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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