- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

whats black and strange a paki

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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