- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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