Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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