How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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