Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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can you touch your toes? no

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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