What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Okay, after this one then...

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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