- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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