guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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