Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

this website even though its hilarious.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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