- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Women's rights...

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Black people stink of shite!

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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