Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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Unconventional thinking Something else out of one: So sometimes I feel there is something I want right? But I don't feel like I deserve it yet or i hesitate although I fucking want it So I go home, decide to take my time before I decide to buy it, and sit my ass on a chair covered with spikes until I decide it is time to get it, Moral 1: You want to take the better decision but don't feel time is right? Some spikes up your ass is not only the perfect way to change your mind, but in this case an excellent metaphor to why you want to keep doing whats best for you. Moral best: Think if you could get all that time you spent hesitating back, would that not be awesome? What if you just stop hesitating now? Would that not be aweso... Go fuckyourself... Nerometal Fuck Neronism... Cool name though

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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