Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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WHAT????

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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NEVER

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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4 hours later.

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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