- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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