They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Women's rights...

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Your text.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Black people stink of shite!

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Anti Joke

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