(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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the holocaust

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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a chinese man pays the full price

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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