- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

What would u like to drink?

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

joe diragi whacks off his dog

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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