What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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