- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What would u like to drink?

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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