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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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