- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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