- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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