What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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