Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

why was the man sad? his wife died

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Why is this joke funny It isn't

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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