- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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