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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

What? Huh?

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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