- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Haha, I get it..

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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