A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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The Oakland Raiders

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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