- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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