What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

What? Huh?

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

go F*** yourself

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

Turkey Balls

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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