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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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