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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Black people stink of shite!

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

vote this down and i will DOX you

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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