- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What would u like to drink?

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

joe diragi whacks off his dog

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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