Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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One, two, three, four and five

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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