Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

FOX News: Fair and balanced

N-E Pats never cheated

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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