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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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