- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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