Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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Soccer...

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What's your guys names?

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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