- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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