- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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