- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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