- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

Anti Jokes = Drained

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

anal seepage

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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