- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

hola said the chinese man

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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