- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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