Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Religionh

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

mitchell palmer sucks

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

Anti Joke

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