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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

A Jew walks into Macy's

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

You idiot.

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vote this down and i will DOX you

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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