Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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