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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

hola said the chinese man

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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